Interesting quotes

August 16, 2007 heart7

{1} The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

[2] The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

[3] We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

[4] It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world
everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

[5] It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[6] Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

[7] Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

[8] Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

[9] It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

[10] Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

[11] whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

[12] Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

[13] Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

[14] Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

[15] Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.

[16] The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action